It is appropriate to wear
1. a bolo tie
2. socks with sandals
3. a cravat
4. manpris or sweatpants
5. rainbow suspenders
6. a novelty tie, such as one with pictures of Santa Claus or a Looney Tunes character
7. white socks
9. a tie measuring more than four inches at its widest point
10. plastic shoes
A. you are wearing athletic shoes.
B. you are are at a Pride celebration, and/or are employed as a clown.
C. you are joking.
D. you do not leave your house.
E. you have anhidrosis.
F. it is Halloween.
G. you are a cowboy.
H. you are being deeply ironic.
I. you are British.
J. you are being exposed to sunlight.