- In 140 characters (the length of a Tweet)! OR:
- In Haiku form! OR:
- As a limerick!
As a kid, I couldn't take my eyes off Julie Andrews in "The Sound of Music." My mom knew what was up. I came out at 13 and she didn't blink.
The dog was nonplussed
I came out to him--practice.
Parents were less calm.
You see, I'm a gay boy from China
Who then moved to North Carolina
When I went to college
I soon gained the knowledge
That I was repelled by vagina
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