It's the 28th! Which means it's that special time of the month. You know what I mean, right? [WINK, WINK.] Yes! Time to:
...Pay the rent!
...Frontline the dog!
...And best of all, share with you all the weird-ass searches that got people to Butch Wonders! Here are some of my February favorites:
...Pay the rent!
...Frontline the dog!
...And best of all, share with you all the weird-ass searches that got people to Butch Wonders! Here are some of my February favorites:
- "Is it gay to wear rash guards swimming?" (Yes! Totally gay!)
- "how common is it for a butch lesbian to have a relationship with another butch lesbian?" (More common than you might think!)
- "whats the cause of lesbians who are buthc?" (I thikn it has somethign to do wiht buthc lesbina gense.)
- "do butches like to get flowers?" (Yes. Particularly orange tulips. And particularly on Wednesdays. This is just a fact about butch lesbians. Just one of many ways in which we are all exactly alike.)
- "is kd lang a frickin dyke or what?" (Whoa there, bucko! What would make you say that? Jumping to those kind of crazy conclusions is how rumors get started. Plus, she's kissing a guy in the picture below, so she must be straight.)
- "I hugged a gay man" (Crap. Now you're going to be gay.)
- "What do butch lesbians want?" (Orange tulips.)
- "celebrating gay love on valentines day is a bad" (No! Gay love is a good!)
- "butch lesbian cream tube" (What??)
- "sea bass flavored cat food" (Will turn your cat into a lesbian.)
- "butch dog sweater" (A butch dog doesn't wear a sweater; she wears a fleece. See pic below.)
One heck of a butch mutt, ready to co-pilot.
- "Tied up and put makeup on" (Eek. Talk about a nightmare...)
- "example of logos, ethos and pathos from those winter Sundays" (Somehow, this fails to arouse any nostalgia in me.)
- "using zebra duct tape on dresser" (Highly advisable.)
- "What goes wrong to make a man transgender?" (If he is hugged by a gay man while holding orange tulips wrapped in zebra duct tape, it will make him transgender.)
