Whew, January flew by and I left the house perhaps 8-9 times, max (that includes 2 doctor visits!). But I'm proud to announce that I feel much better. Public Service Announcement: Get your vaccinations, people! Anyway, January gifted us with another month of delightful and unlikely searches that got people to Butch Wonders. Some of my favorites:
I mean, whatever. It's fine, if not exactly butch. But with a few simple edits at your local tattoo parlor, you can make a statement about your identity: Easy, right? Okay, let's take another example. Suppose that in a bout of drunken and/or misdirected whimsy, you decided to get the following tattoo of a flower: But now you've decided that the flower conflicts with your uber-butch identity. You need something tougher... what can you do?? Never fear! With a little creativity, you can butch up your tattoo in no time: Whoa! Now your flower's the propeller of a plane! And it's shooting people! Grrrrr! War plane!
...That's it! Hope you're having a great weekend. Enjoy the Superbowl, if that's your thing; if not, enjoy having the streets to yourself tomorrow. BTW, if you want to get one of my rad shirts (not a bad V-Day gift, if I do say so myself), you can get 30% off with the code "WELUVYOUSALE").
12 Comments
Andrea
2/3/2013 01:21:34 am
Ahahaha omg
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GlitterGirl
2/3/2013 01:37:27 am
These always make me laugh so hard! Thank you for sharing them :)
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womandrogyne
2/3/2013 01:41:42 am
"22gay guys"
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2/3/2013 03:28:35 am
Ha, ha--actually, they named it FOUR times, but I only posted it twice. 88gay guys! Yeah!
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coffeeface
2/3/2013 06:29:26 am
Too funny for words, your responses are comedy gold!
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Estel
2/3/2013 09:03:41 am
Google Translate thinks "pemain sepak bola wanita amerika" is Malay for "american female football player".
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Estel
2/3/2013 09:05:25 am
Or Indonesian, which is a very similar language.
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Shay
2/3/2013 03:40:38 pm
Yes the strange language one was Indonesian for "American female soccer player."
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2/4/2013 01:40:00 am
Ah--good to know! Although I suppose that still doesn't explain why the search got the person to BW...
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