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10 Great Holiday Gifts for Butches

12/2/2011

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Ah, holidays.  Whether for Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or Boxing Day, chances are, you're on the lookout for gifts for the butch in your life.  Since many of us don't like conventional girly stuff, we can seem tough to shop for at first.  But don't despair!  Here are 10 great gift ideas.
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1.  Cool bracelet or necklace.  Some butches don't like jewelry, but many of us do, especially if it's androgynous and versatile.  Personally, I'm coveting this Rothko-inspired one by Retimade (pictured), which would look awesome with a button-up shirt and fresh haircut.  I'm also partial to Audiyo's bracelets (made from recycled guitar parts).

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2. Headlamp.  Whether we're fixing the car, or just trying to find the cat in the backyard at night, headlamps are a delightfully dorky, hands-free flashlight.  Totally functional. 

3. High-quality shirt.  You need to know her measurements first, but once you do, why not treat your butch to a really awesome shirt from somewhere like Brooks Brothers?  Or even better, take her to a shop where she can get measured and pick out the fabric for a custom-made shirt!  I've personally never had one of these pricey (~$200) numbers, but supposedly the fit is terrific, and especially great for women who usually have difficulty fitting men's shirts to their body.

4. Massage.  Top or bottom tendencies aside, many butches appreciate a good rub-down.  Choose a not-too-girly spa with tons of privacy, and buy your butch a gift certificate there.  (Note: if you're not the butch's lover or a really close friend, choose something else or you'll look creepy!)

5. Something From Lucky Dog Leather.  Virtually everything these guys make is super cool, and they have some great designs that are stylish without being showy and come in enough sizes to accommodate any butch, no matter how big-boned or tiny-wristed.  One of my personal favorites is their ring belt ($82) in brown and antique brass.  I'm really into some of their cuffs, too.

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6. Tickets.  These can be tickets to a concert, a play, a sporting event, a reading, a circus--anything your butch loves.  It doesn't even have to be something the two of you would both enjoy.  If you hate football or ballet or whatever she's into, give her two tickets and send her off with a buddy.  We won't think you're trying to get us out of the house; we'll think you're observant and thoughtful.  And trust us, we'll have more fun if we're with someone who also enjoys the event.

7. Music.  And speaking of good music, audiophile butches who don't already own them might enjoy some of 2011's excellent offerings, which include Fleet Foxes' Helplessness Blues and Bon Iver's Bon Iver.

8. An Interesting Found Object.  Since this isn't exactly a period of worldwide financial bliss, many of us are looking for ways to cut costs.  And gift-giving can add up fast.  Why not make a pact with your sweetie to give each other something cool that you found in the natural world?  An abandoned bird's nest or unusual rock can make a memorable gift.

9. Glasses.  After Bee Listy's excellent post on the matter, I've had Warby Parker on the brain.  This socially responsible company donates a pair of glasses for every pair sold, and they even have a free home try-on program so that you can try out up to five different frames at a time.  Their glasses are $95/pair, lenses included.  As me and my bespectacled butch buddies know, this is a heck of a deal.  Give a gift certificate and let her pick!

10. Pocket Knife.  Admittedly, the toughest thing it's ever had to saw through is heavy-duty packing tape, but I nonetheless love my Gerber Paraframe Pocket Knife, which can be had for around $20-$25.  It's lightweight, has a partly-serrated blade, and isn't so large that it feels unwieldy in my hand.  I'm guessing it would be a great fit for many a butch.  The one pictured here is a 3.5-in. blade like mine, but there's also a mini version--and I'm guessing, a larger one as well.

There you have it, folks--10 gift ideas for the butch in your life.  Stay tuned for my next post, in which I'll suggest at least 10 more!  What are YOU planning to buy for the butches in your life?  And butches, what are you hoping to find under the tree?


11 Comments
Blue link
12/2/2011 08:13:13 am

Shameless plug: those leather things are nice; my husband makes custom leather goodies too, probably cheaper. ;)

Also: awesome list!

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gndr_rebel
12/2/2011 08:33:50 am

How about Gift Certificates/Cards in general? I know I would like one to my favorite Tattoo shop! Or to their favorite barber.

Hey Blue does your Husband have a website?

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CoralMarina
12/2/2011 09:33:30 am

OMG!!! Thank You so much for the gift tips!!!

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M.E.
12/2/2011 09:43:59 am

Um, would that be "bespectacled"? Your butch buddies have spectacles, right? Although speckles would be fine too!

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Whit
12/2/2011 02:33:00 pm

I've been wanting a nice flask for awhile.

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Rachel
12/3/2011 05:57:38 am

all great stuff, I'm a smallish girl but I give a mean massage. :) Once tried to work out a kink on a friend (wow that sounded different outside my head) and she was like 'ow, hey, that hurts' but my stud gf is pretty strong and thick, and has literally never once said I'm hurting her. I may be small but these hands are strong! Its like I was invented for this! :) An old friend who is a massage therapist taught me some deep tissue. Its sure to please the butches.

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Joel
1/21/2012 02:44:12 pm

#8 made me laugh-- my ex-roommate's mother gave me a bird's nest for my birthday. My roommate was embarrassed but I was thrilled. XD

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Chris
8/31/2012 11:46:41 am

Awesome! I now know what I'm getting my butch for Christmas. Those leather bracelets are hot. I'm going to love seeing her in it, so it's probably more for me than her!
Thank you!!

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