30 Last-Minute Gift Ideas for Butches

For those of us who celebrate Christmas (or give gifts to people who do), the time for timely gift purchases is quickly disappearing.  You don't want to buy the first shiny thing you see at Target, but at the same time, you don't have days and days to ponder the perfect gift.  Never fear--I've got you covered.  Here are some excellent last-minute gift ideas for the butches on your list.  (I bet some of the non-butches on your list might find these ideas pretty cool, too.)

Also, if you're a straight, cisgendered individual who's having trouble figuring out a gift for someone less gender-conforming than yourself, please review my straight people's guide to choosing gifts for butches, will ya?

"Man cave" Old Factory candles are made in the US, and have awesome smells like "leather" and "mahogany."  A set of three is $29.83.  

Colorful pocket squares and hankies make terrific stocking stuffers. Get a $17.99 set from Retreez or check out the Tie Bar's many choices.

 Mantry is a cool service that will send the lucky recipient a hand-picked box of interesting, yummy snacks every month.  Price varies.

While I swear by my Fit Bit, even I have to acknowledge that the Jawbone Up 2 is cooler-looking.  (Plus it's 20% off right now!)  $79.99.

I use my UE Boom Wireless Speaker all the time for music and podcasts.  The sound is stellar, it's tiny and simple to use, and there's a mini version, too.

This leather hold-all by This is Ground will take care of your phone, iPad, glasses, and more. Order it from Huckberry to get it before Christmas.

Harry's sells top-notch razors at a totally decent price ($15 for the Truman set pictured.) This company puts drugstore razors to shame. 

The sole wallet on my own wish list, the Bellroy slim comes in 4 colors, with a pull-tab for frequently used cards--plus a three-year warranty. $79.95.

This bestselling scratch-off world map gives the biggest traveler on your list a way to display and keep track of adventures.  $35.

This tiny Tile, barely a square inch, is Amazon's bestselling GPS device. Ensure that they'll never lose their phone, keys, or bag again.  $24.99.

Lost In Translation makes a neat gift book.  It illustrates untranslatable phrases from dozens of languages from all over the world.  $12.14.

This great Ibagbar bag is normally $100, on clearance for $27.99.  Holds an iPad, book, and all the other basics any person needs for a day out.

Normally $60, and on a rare sale for $20, this Rustic Town phone wallet gets terrific reviews.  Holds your phone, cards, ID, and cash with ease.

These cedar Neighborwoods Map Coasters from Uncommon Goods feature mapped portions of your gift recipient's favorite places.

Flannel sheets are great for winter.  I love this Eddie Bauer "dog friends" print, plus there's plaid, these dogs, these dogs, or Portuguese flannel (my fave).

This very cool coffee table book has great photos and descriptions of the Oldest Living Things in the World.  $32.27.

Brickyard Series cutting board. Made of maple and jatoba wood interlaced in a brick pattern.  $135.

If you're looking for a timepiece a little bit different from the norm, check out these Projects watches.  Great quality, too.

Bubble Wrap Calendar.  A long, tall calendar that bestows the inimitable joy of popping bubbles on a daily basis.

Interesting and unusual Black Mokume steel ring. Subtle, and stylish for casual wear anywhere.  On sale at $14.95. 

Topographic map art prints from Muir Way make great gifts for skiiers, hikers, and other nature-lovers.

This kit from Uncommon Goods lets you design your own belt buckle, then mail the design back and get it in bronze! $115.

Beanies are perfect stocking stuffers: inexpensive and fit everyone. Faves include Neff, Neff Trio, and O'Neill.

Charging station/valet combos are awesome for the tops of dressers: phone, keys, wallet, etc.  I like this one and this one.

Alternative Challenger hoodies start at $10 and go up from there. I own a blue zipped version and really like it. Thinner than most, great under a jacket.  

Few things will make her office or butch cave look as awesome as a blueprint of her favorite ballpark.  $60 and up.  F

Jackery Giant is the best portable charger out there.  Listed at $129.99 and on sale for $29.99, which is a steal. There's a mini version, too.  

Randall Munroe's What If? is as interesting as it is hilarious.  Gives serious answers to totally absurd hypothetical science questions.  $14.40.

Hollister boxer brief trunks are totally butch-worthy and cool ($12.95). If your butch prefers regular boxers, go for American Eagle ($14.95, 23 patterns!).

Hario 5-cup Technica.  Because why shouldn't your coffee maker be a work of art?  $75.  I also really like this pricier one with a gorgeous wood frame.

That's all I've got for now, friends.  Feel free to hit me up on Facebook if you want any last-minute gift advice, and I'll do my best to help you out.  Good luck with your last-minute holiday shopping, and safe travels wherever you're off to.  Whether you're hanging with a big flock of family, a small group of friends, your significant other, or flying solo, I hope you're getting some rest and rejuvenation.  Here's to love and health for all of us as we get ready for 2016!