Have You Named Your Demon Yet?
Thanks for the info, random dude!
Hi, friends! I learned from the picture at left that homosexuals are possessed by demons! How did I not know this? I hope my demon is friendly, tall, purple, and has the power to make me fly. I am going to name my gay demon Margie, because that seems like a particularly disarming name for a demon. What will you name yours? What magical powers does your gay demon have?
2/27/2012 12:26:01 pm
My demon is named Satisfaction F. Leavemebee. The F stands for fuck-awf. Ornery little dude.
2/27/2012 04:12:08 pm
Mine answers to the name of Marcella, has a full-body tattoo, is 7 foot tall and materialises veggie meals for me when I'm tired after work and have to study.
2/27/2012 04:43:28 pm
I will call her columbus, because she is always getting lost, and killing innocent people. And planting flags.
I am already the antichrist (left-handed homosexual red-haired pagan who left the church) and now I get my own demon? Upgrade!
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2/27/2012 08:40:04 pm
Hmmm... My demon is called Wild, he's a giant wolf-man made of black smoke who can wither and kill things by drifting over them. Sometimes he's more like a black oil than smoke, sometimes he likes to trick ladies into doing immoral things like laying down naked on my bed with me. Also he has a really stylish hat.
2/28/2012 12:42:52 am
Mine is named Peabody shes green with blue stripes and she has the power to make anyone within five feet tap dance against their will! She loves music, random dancing, and captain crunch. The kind with crunch berries not the plain captain crunch. That shit just bores her.
2/28/2012 07:15:34 am
My demon is named Morrigan and is electric blue. She can fly and is a real badass in battle. Also, she transforms into an eel and a wolf, though she much prefers the latter, the better to devour you with should you piss her off.
3/4/2012 12:29:01 am
your demon is the Celtic Goddess of war? ;-)) awesome
2/28/2012 11:44:13 pm
I can't really say much about my demon(ness) but our demon leader is totally Lilith right?
3/9/2012 01:50:47 pm
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