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Have You Named Your Demon Yet?

2/27/2012

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Thanks for the info, random dude!
Hi, friends!  I learned from the picture at left that homosexuals are possessed by demons!  How did I not know this?  I hope my demon is friendly, tall, purple, and has the power to make me fly.  I am going to name my gay demon Margie, because that seems like a particularly disarming name for a demon.  What will you name yours?  What magical powers does your gay demon have?

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Becca link
2/27/2012 12:15:14 pm

Greta... that will be my dykey little demon's name.... she'll give me the power to get into all of Ani DiFranco and Melissa Ferrick's shows for free, and backstage, too!

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K-Chop
2/27/2012 12:26:01 pm

My demon is named Satisfaction F. Leavemebee. The F stands for fuck-awf. Ornery little dude.

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Mon
2/27/2012 04:12:08 pm

Mine answers to the name of Marcella, has a full-body tattoo, is 7 foot tall and materialises veggie meals for me when I'm tired after work and have to study.

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Lyndsay
2/27/2012 04:43:28 pm

I will call her columbus, because she is always getting lost, and killing innocent people. And planting flags.

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Perry B link
2/27/2012 05:03:50 pm

I am already the antichrist (left-handed homosexual red-haired pagan who left the church) and now I get my own demon? Upgrade!
Originally, I thought I'd name mine Kyuubi, after the mythical nine-tailed demon fox (Do your own research) but then I decided no. I can do better.
So my lovely royal blue demon is named Peritas. He has the ability to drive people's sexuality into either curiosity or insanity, depending on what he makes me say or do. Straight men will want me and gay men will go sexually mad if they piss me off. Sound cool?

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Lutsch
6/28/2014 02:24:50 am

...sounds inviting

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Deborah
2/27/2012 08:40:04 pm

Hmmm... My demon is called Wild, he's a giant wolf-man made of black smoke who can wither and kill things by drifting over them. Sometimes he's more like a black oil than smoke, sometimes he likes to trick ladies into doing immoral things like laying down naked on my bed with me. Also he has a really stylish hat.

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Stacey
2/28/2012 12:42:52 am

Mine is named Peabody shes green with blue stripes and she has the power to make anyone within five feet tap dance against their will! She loves music, random dancing, and captain crunch. The kind with crunch berries not the plain captain crunch. That shit just bores her.

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Amber
2/28/2012 07:15:34 am

My demon is named Morrigan and is electric blue. She can fly and is a real badass in battle. Also, she transforms into an eel and a wolf, though she much prefers the latter, the better to devour you with should you piss her off.

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Lyndsay
3/4/2012 12:29:01 am

your demon is the Celtic Goddess of war? ;-)) awesome

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Chey
2/28/2012 11:44:13 pm

I can't really say much about my demon(ness) but our demon leader is totally Lilith right?
I believe she's in the gnostic gospels as adam's first wife turned demon, due to this:
Adam: Do what I say, woman!
Lilith: Fuck that, I'm out! [Leaves Eden]
You see, she was created from the earth like him, so she was an equal and wasn't having any of that.

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ciaran
3/9/2012 01:50:47 pm

elvis.

for no other reason than it was the first name that came to my mind,

he would be on his hog and i would be on my triumph rocket 3.

we would keep our marlboro's rolled up in our white t-shirt sleeves and sport matching tattoos and aviators sunglasses.

we're punk ass butch bikers who play pool and wear docs and don't give a shit aboout nuthin...we like pretty girls in red lipstick and heels and essentially, we're awesome.

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maddox link
3/12/2012 03:45:30 pm

I wonder if heterosexuals are possessed by something. Maybe faeries. Now wouldn't that be ironic?

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