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I'm back!

4/11/2012

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Did you miss me?  Or is that just wishful thinking on my part? 

While I was not blogging this past week, I was spending time on one of my multiple otakus*: art!  I have an art installation (my first) going up next week (just in a local cafe--don't get too excited), and spent every possible moment finishing a piece (even missing out on Easter with my parents, which sucked because in addition to loving my parents, I really enjoy dyeing eggs**).  My art stuff also necessitated a three-hour trip to Home Depot and various other hardware stores to find mounting*** materials that would comply with the cafe's idiosyncratic rules. 

At Home Depot, I learned three important things:
  1. My Home Depot suffers from an unfortunate dearth of butch lesbians. 
  2. The lumber section of Home Depot smells awesome.  Just one whiff made me start fantasizing about home improvement projects--particularly noteworthy considering that I do not own a home and have neither the ability nor the inclination to engage in projects involving nails, saws, screws,**** and the like.  (Such things are why this metrosexual butch has a non-metrosexual butch DGF, after all.)
  3. While Home Depot employees seem skilled in the art of cutting wood, the art of measuring is an altogether different story.

Anyway, I am now back to life at its usual frenetic-but-bearable pace, so brace yourself for my usual frenetic-but-bearable frequency of posts.

Much love,
BW

P.S. Another thing I learned this week: the amount of Robin's Eggs I can consume is limited only by the number I can purchase.


* Is that how you pluralize "otaku," or is it already plural?  Also, despite the term's frequent association with anime and manga, I am a fan of neither.  I learned the term from Seth Godin. 
** Holidays are awesome excuses for doing weird shit.  Think about it: what other time of year could you color eggs or haul a tree inside, decorate it, and prop it up in your living room without having people think you were nuts?
***  Heh heh.  She said "mounting."
****  Heh heh.  She said "screws."

4 Comments
Bri
4/11/2012 04:37:07 am

Hahaha I had to chuckle at your Home Depot comments! I just started working at THD and I thought the same thing on my first day of the job. Though a couple was shopping at the store yesterda and I chuckled softly and thought "haha FOUND SOME!" ... I LOVE the smell of lumber - unfortunately I'm in the hardware department. You might be asking too much for cutting AND measuring :-P .... any who - yay for having your art displayed!

xo

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Stacey
4/11/2012 06:27:21 am

Yes, actually we did miss you. But your absence is understood. I hope you plan on showing us your handy work with your art, I'd love to see it!

And those Home Depot observations are actually true for most of the HD stores in Michigan. I especially don't appreciate the lack of butches, but then again in the area I live in butches are pretty rare from what I've seen which sucks for me, a lot.

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Caughtinyoureyes
4/11/2012 09:22:29 am

A HD wiithout lesbians??!!??? I didn't think that even existed. I thought that it was a requirement directive from the mother ship. I know exactly what you mean about the lumber and I always end up with some old guy with a square pencil behind his ear doing the measuring. I know what you mean.

Yes, I did miss you. I checked every day looking for you!

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PJ
4/11/2012 09:42:52 am

YOURE BACK! also, please...more!

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