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Lies Butches Tell Themselves

9/13/2018

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Below is a list of lies I've caught me telling myself over the past few months...  and I know I can't be the only butch who occasionally deludes herself, can I?
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  • "I could totally fix that."
  • "I'm about that guy's height."
  • "I look so much like Rachel Maddow."
  • "My shoulders totally fill out this shirt.”
  • "SO many straight women want me."
  • "This shirt is really different from my other shirt.  I should probably get it."
  • "These shoes don't come in a smaller size, but they definitely aren't too big.  They're just... comfortably roomy."

...Anyone else?

9 Comments
Liz
9/16/2018 09:40:38 pm

yep, 4 out of 7

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JAMI
9/19/2018 07:48:45 pm

Definitely. 5 out of 7 for me

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Ro
9/20/2018 02:32:21 pm

Guilty of thinking that I am as tall as some guys (through sometimes I am!) and of thinking that my shoulders fill medium size men shirts (they don't). I also get similar shirts all the time.

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Sezza
9/21/2018 06:20:59 pm

"I can keep wearing this even though it's falling apart... there's no need to go shopping."
Shopping is a chore!

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owo
6/21/2019 05:08:03 pm

i big relate to shopping being a chore, i hate it

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Grimursa
10/7/2018 01:34:12 pm

OMG the one about my shoulders happened to me just TODAY

(again)

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Floren
10/16/2018 04:38:56 pm

At least 5 out of 7 here lol.

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Sten
10/16/2018 08:50:12 pm

"She's not my <i>girlfriend</i>; we're just casual."
"We totally have room for another cat."
"I could not possibly be any gayer."
"I can carry that!"

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A.
1/6/2019 12:03:26 pm

Totally with you on the shirts. Tot.ally. :)

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