Lies Butches Tell Themselves

Below is a list of lies I've caught me telling myself over the past few months...  and I know I can't be the only butch who occasionally deludes herself, can I?
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• "I could totally fix that."
• "I'm about that guy's height."
• "I look so much like Rachel Maddow."
• "My shoulders totally fill out this shirt.”
• "SO many straight women want me."
• "This shirt is really different from my other shirt.  I should probably get it."
• "These shoes don't come in a smaller size, but they definitely aren't too big.  They're just... comfortably roomy."

...Anyone else?

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