Isn't It About Time You Took a Stand Against Bland?

You know what I hate in the fashion world?  More than anything?  Blandness.  And you know where I find blandness most problematic, most offensive, and most generally intolerable?  No, not shoes or watches.  Not even ties.  Where I REALLY loathe blandness is in feminine hygiene products.  But THANK GOODNESS: someone is finally taking a stand against bland(!!):

No, I'm not making this up (though I wish I was).  I snapped a picture of this ad in my local supermarket.  The caption on the bottom is a bit blurry, but you can probably make out that the major text (aside from the catchy stand/bland slogan, of course) is: "the only pad with multiple designs."

I can't tell you how many times I've been shopping at the grocery store, browsing aisle after aisle in frustration at the single-design maxi pads.  I mean, one design?  That's downright dowdy!  Am I expected to wear shirts with only one color?  Monochromatic shoes?  God, no.  So why should I be doomed to sport pads with only one design?  Luckily for all of us, Kotex knows exactly what stylish women want.  Multiple-design pads.  Nothing less.

We are also advised to look for these exciting new products in the fem care aisle.  Thanks for the tip, Kotex!  No longer will I wander Safeway wondering why I can't find the maxi pads alongside the cereal or orange juice.  I also appreciate that "Fem Care" is in a special pink font of its own.  It makes me feel so, so...  so womanly, somehow.  Thank you, Kotex.  [sniffles, dabs eyes.]  Thank you.