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That Time of the Month

2/28/2012

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It's the 28th!  Which means it's that special time of the month.  You know what I mean, right?  [WINK, WINK.]  Yes!  Time to:
...Pay the rent!
...Frontline the dog!
...And best of all, share with you all the weird-ass searches that got people to Butch Wonders!  Here are some of my February favorites:
  • "Is it gay to wear rash guards swimming?"  (Yes! Totally gay!)
  • "how common is it for a butch lesbian to have a relationship with another butch lesbian?" (More common than you might think!)
  • "whats the cause of lesbians who are buthc?" (I thikn it has somethign to do wiht buthc lesbina gense.)
  • "do butches like to get flowers?"  (Yes.  Particularly orange tulips.  And particularly on Wednesdays.  This is just a fact about butch lesbians.  Just one of many ways in which we are all exactly alike.)
  • "is kd lang a frickin dyke or what?"  (Whoa there, bucko!  What would make you say that?  Jumping to those kind of crazy conclusions is how rumors get started.  Plus, she's kissing a guy in the picture below, so she must be straight.)
Picture
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  • "I hugged a gay man"  (Crap.  Now you're going to be gay.)
  • "What do butch lesbians want?" (Orange tulips.)
  • "celebrating gay love on valentines day is a bad"  (No!  Gay love is a good!)
  • "butch lesbian cream tube"  (What??)
  • "sea bass flavored cat food" (Will turn your cat into a lesbian.)
  • "butch dog sweater" (A butch dog doesn't wear a sweater; she wears a fleece.  See pic below.)
Picture
One heck of a butch mutt, ready to co-pilot.
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  • "Tied up and put makeup on" (Eek.  Talk about a nightmare...)
  • "example of logos, ethos and pathos from those winter Sundays" (Somehow, this fails to arouse any nostalgia in me.)
  • "using zebra duct tape on dresser"  (Highly advisable.)
  • "What goes wrong to make a man transgender?"  (If he is hugged by a gay man while holding orange tulips wrapped in zebra duct tape, it will make him transgender.)
8 Comments
Rae
2/28/2012 03:07:30 pm

I do love an amusing read on waking of a morning! Today I will be rushing out to buy orange tulips for my butch :-) x

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m
2/28/2012 03:51:08 pm

That picture of KD Lang kissing Elton is fabulous.

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Levi
2/29/2012 06:01:55 am

But WHY is are they kissing? (I think my brain is melting, in the best possible way. That's definitely over the legal limit of gay per photo.)

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yolanda Rochna
2/28/2012 09:57:26 pm

any time anyone gives me flowers..its because they have done something they shouldnt have:(

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Stacey
3/4/2012 05:00:57 am

HA! And hahahahahaha! This pleases me beyond belief.

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maddox link
3/12/2012 03:43:57 pm

You seriously need a trigger warning for cute puppy pictures, especially wearing a butch fleece. Some of us simply crumble when faced with that.

Thankfully I was spared the orange tulips, but could've used more gay-on-butch kissing. Maybe next time?

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Butch Wonders link
3/19/2012 04:01:51 am

I'm definitely a proponent of gay-on-butch kissing, and will do my best to keep it coming. ;)

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Angie Walker
3/15/2012 01:52:39 am

I sooooo look forward to these! :D

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