That Time of the Month

It's the 28th!  Which means it's that special time of the month.  You know what I mean, right?  [WINK, WINK.]  Yes!  Time to:
...Pay the rent!
...Frontline the dog!
...And best of all, share with you all the weird-ass searches that got people to Butch Wonders!  Here are some of my February favorites:

• "Is it gay to wear rash guards swimming?"  (Yes! Totally gay!)
• "how common is it for a butch lesbian to have a relationship with another butch lesbian?" (More common than you might think!)
• "whats the cause of lesbians who are buthc?" (I thikn it has somethign to do wiht buthc lesbina gense.)
• "do butches like to get flowers?"  (Yes.  Particularly orange tulips.  And particularly on Wednesdays.  This is just a fact about butch lesbians.  Just one of many ways in which we are all exactly alike.)
• "is kd lang a frickin dyke or what?"  (Whoa there, bucko!  What would make you say that?  Jumping to those kind of crazy conclusions is how rumors get started.  Plus, she's kissing a guy in the picture below, so she must be straight.)

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• "I hugged a gay man"  (Crap.  Now you're going to be gay.)
• "What do butch lesbians want?" (Orange tulips.)
• "celebrating gay love on valentines day is a bad"  (No!  Gay love is a good!)
• "butch lesbian cream tube"  (What??)
• "sea bass flavored cat food" (Will turn your cat into a lesbian.)
  
• "butch dog sweater" (A butch dog doesn't wear a sweater; she wears a fleece.  See pic below.)

One heck of a butch mutt, ready to co-pilot.

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• "Tied up and put makeup on" (Eek.  Talk about a nightmare...)
• "example of logos, ethos and pathos from those winter Sundays" (Somehow, this fails to arouse any nostalgia in me.)
• "using zebra duct tape on dresser"  (Highly advisable.)
• "What goes wrong to make a man transgender?"  (If he is hugged by a gay man while holding orange tulips wrapped in zebra duct tape, it will make him transgender.)