Search Terms, Numbers, General Tomfoolery

My hosting site keeps track of the searches that get people to Butch Wonders.  I never paid much attention until this month, when "turned butch dyke mind control stories" caught my eye.  Bizarre that this would lead someone to BW, and more bizarre to imagine what this particular Googler was seeking.  I was horrified/delighted by some of the Google searches that got people here.  My favorite from this month:

• guys looking HOT  [I'm guessing this person was disappointed]
• HAPPy birthday sexy guys long hair  [I'm guessing this person was even more disappointed]
• zhang yun jing not lesbian  [admittedly, my gaydar's not always the best, but are you sure about that?]
• how butch women grow hair  [on a hair farm.  obvi.]
• vulva butch [the really surprising thing here is that two different people conducted this search...  what??]
• You travelled around Nigeria photographing a group of men who keep hyenas animals that have been known to devour humans on the end of a piece of chain. How did you discover these guys?  [I swear I'm not making this stuff up.]
  
• butch man in womens workout clothes  [this person was probably looking for this classy snapshot]
• bike shorts for initiation  [humiliating clothes and archaic initiation rituals?  sign me up!]
  
• is it cool to wear a shirt under a tank top men  [no.  no.  no.]
• had a nordstrom interview today?  [I knew I was forgetting something.]
• what about carrying sex toys on a plane [put them in an opaque plastic bag with your pocket knife and drill bits and send 'em down the conveyor belt]
  
• how to become a butch lesbian if im fat [sorry. it's impossible.]
  
• I then have within five minutes [what?]
• "me in a skirt" gay porn [there are no words.] 
  

And just for fun, here are some other stats from the last 30 days:

Highest # of visits on a single day: 1522
Lowest # of visits on a single day: 355

Number of countries from which people have visited: 83

Countries with the most BW readers:

1. US
2. Canada
3. UK
4. Australia
5. Germany
6. Singapore
7. Ireland
8. Philippines
9. New Zealand
10. Netherlands
    

Cities with the most BW readers:

1. New York, NY
2. San Francisco, CA
3. Brantford, Canada [Can somebody explain this one to me?]
   
4. Portland, OR
5. London, England
6. Sunnyvale, CA [Two of my closest friends live there, but the site I use tracks IP addresses, not hits, so who are the rest of you?  Is Sunnyvale a secret dyke mecca?  How did you beat Boston and Oakland?]
   
7. Chicago, IL
8. Los Angeles, CA [This one surprised me, too--when I think of LA, I think of Carmen on the L-Word, not Julie Wolf or  Chris Pureka.]
   
9. Melbourne, Australia
10. Seattle, WA
    

And here are some surprising places that aren't in the top 10, but from which I have WAY more visitors than I would have expected:

1. Krasnoyarsk, Russia
2. Cape Town, South Africa
3. Helsinki, Finland
4. Huntsville, Alabama
5. Ballinger, Texas
   

In any case, it continually blows me away to see how many people read my little five-month-old blog.  I love writing it and really appreciate that you read it.  Thank you!