BW Forum + March's best search terms

I've decided to try out a chat forum, just as an experiment for a few weeks, to give BW readers a chance to chat with each other about various topics.  I may pop in occasionally, too.  Check it out using the new "forum" link above. 

Secondly...  betcha thought I was going to forget about March's "weird-ass search terms that got people to my blog" list, didn't you?  No way--I saved the list, just hadn't gotten around to posting it.  So, for your enjoyment:

• "black button up shirt for 12 month olds" (How did this person get to my site with this search?  And doesn't that seem a touch formal for a 12-month-old?)
• "is ellen degeneres a butch lesbian?"  (As far as the media is concerned, yes.  As far as I'm concerned, she makes the Field Guide, but only barely.)
• "big bad lesbian butch tubes"  (What!?!)
• "san francisco dyke tubes" (Seriously, will somebody please tell me what the deal is with lesbian "tubes?"  This shows up in my search list at least a few times every month, and it's just weird.)
  
• "lesbians hate penis invalidates my identity as a woman"  (Lesbians usually hate neither penises nor men; we just prefer to have neither in our beds.  And even if a lesbian did hate penises, how would that invalidate your identity as a woman??)
  
• "is it uncommon for butches to be attracted to butches?"  (Not as uncommon as you might think!)
• "what two butches do in bed"  (We exchange big bad lesbian butch tubes.)
  
• "can you be female identified and want to bind your chest" (Yes.  To my knowledge, the Community has not yet issued any Official Restrictions on female identification and chest-binding.)
  
• "straight girl attracted to butch girls"  (Um, maybe straight girl not so straight?)
• "straight women attracted to butch women" (See above.)
• "straight women attracted to butch" (Seriously.  Are you SURE you're straight?)
• "straight woman attracted to androgynous women" (Dude.  You are at least a little bit queer.  Explore that side of you, pronto.  Then please give my information to the Community so that I can get another toaster for my collection.)
  
• "mesh liner in swim shorts cause injury" (I've been trying to figure out what injury this could be.  A number of possibilities come to mind, mostly involving tangled male genitalia.  Ouch!)
• "not all butch women are transgender" (Excellent point.)
• "howdy partner in a sentence"  (This is going to blow your mind: "howdy partner" itself is already a sentence.  Whoa.)
• "how butch women match boxers and bras"  (Okay, this is awesome.  For one, it assumes facts not in evidence.  I can only speak from personal experience on this one, but I'm guessing that even metrosexual butches like yours truly make very little effort in this regard.  We avoid overt clashing, but most of our bras are black or white sports bras, so this presents little challenge.) 
• "we need to balance taboos"  (Agreed.  Let's also juggle cliches, mismanage memes, and mitigate misnomers while we're at it.)
  
• "gay male moccasins sex" (Say what?)
• "what do you mean always"  (I mean all the damn time, bucko!)
• "exwifebestfriendisabutchdidshecrossover?"  (crossovertobeingalesbianjustbecauseherfriendisbutch?     YeahdefinitelyandwhileI'matitremindmenottobefriendanymenorI'll becomeoneandnottotalktoanyeightyyearoldsbecauseI'llsuddenly agefiftyyearsjustfromproximity.)
  
• "butch dog clothes" (See, this is why ambiguous modifiers are such a blight on society.  Are we talking about butch clothing for dogs [like my buddy C might look for to butch up her swishy mutt]?  Or clothing for butch dogs [e.g., clothing for mutt like mine, who is already butch]?  So confusing.)
• "AA AFuneral Benefit"  (Eh??  How did you get to BW from that?)
• "why is it most studs and butches are small breasted"  (We're not, but we often wear sports bras, and some of us even bind, so it looks like we have little boobies.  LITTLE BOOBIES!)
• "what to do when kissing a butch" (Cross your eyes, grit your teeth, and poke us hard in the ear with your index finger.  That turns us on, baby!)
• "what it says about you to tuck in shirt with no belt"  (It says: I forgot my belt!  Or: I have no fashion sense!  Or: My pants don't have belt loops, and are probably girl pants!   Or: I'm wearing suspenders!)
• "where does rachel maddow get her clothes" (I was trying to come up with a pun about how rachel maddow getting out of clothes is the more interesting question, but then I got too distracted by the idea of R.M. undressing and temporarily lost my ability to form coherent thoughts.)
• "why do gay men hug each other" (Because that is how rainbows are made.)