As regular readers know, I love checking out the search terms that lead people to butchwonders.com, and I sometimes find it incredibly perplexing what people search for. I love sharing some of the more off-the-wall searches that got people to Butch Wonders. Here are my favorites from July and August.
That's it for July and August, folks! Hope you get as big a kick out of these as I do!
Whew, January flew by and I left the house perhaps 8-9 times, max (that includes 2 doctor visits!). But I'm proud to announce that I feel much better. Public Service Announcement: Get your vaccinations, people!
Anyway, January gifted us with another month of delightful and unlikely searches that got people to Butch Wonders. Some of my favorites:
I mean, whatever. It's fine, if not exactly butch. But with a few simple edits at your local tattoo parlor, you can make a statement about your identity:
Okay, let's take another example. Suppose that in a bout of drunken and/or misdirected whimsy, you decided to get the following tattoo of a flower:
But now you've decided that the flower conflicts with your uber-butch identity. You need something tougher... what can you do??
Never fear! With a little creativity, you can butch up your tattoo in no time:
Whoa! Now your flower's the propeller of a plane! And it's shooting people! Grrrrr! War plane!
...That's it! Hope you're having a great weekend. Enjoy the Superbowl, if that's your thing; if not, enjoy having the streets to yourself tomorrow.
BTW, if you want to get one of my rad shirts (not a bad V-Day gift, if I do say so myself), you can get 30% off with the code "WELUVYOUSALE").
Happy 2013! I've been sicker than a proverbial canine the past few days, and I think it's the flu. For me, one of the worst things about having the flu is the caffeine withdrawal headache. With a regular cold, I can power down a cup or two of coffee even when I don't feel like it. But with the flu, NO way is anything going into my mouth besides saltines and watered-down Gatorade. Which means a massive caffeine-withdrawal headache on top of the chills and nausea. It's the only time I've thought seriously about popping caffeine pills. But I resisted, because when you don't have caffeine for a few days and then you have it again, it's like, KA-POW! (In a good way.)
Anyway, I thought I'd start the year by posting December's best search terms! There were quite a few goodies last month that somehow landed people on Butch Wonders...
That's it for today, folks. Back to my watered-down Gatorade! Much love to you for the new year!
How is it December? My November was sucked away by mono, and that's not fair. Now I'll have to party* twice as hard in December to compensate.
As is the tradition here on Butch Wonders, I'm sharing a list of the best search terms that have delivered Googlers to the BW blog in the last month:
* And by "party," I mean catch up on work.
Hi BW readers! It's been almost a week since you heard from me. I've been uncharacteristically tired and had a weird constellation of other symptoms, so I went to the doctor, and... I have mono! Mononucleosis! For the third time. I am writing this with a pillow wedged beneath my upper left side to ease the constant pain of my swollen spleen. Awesome!
Anyway, I miss you. Not all my readers--I love them all, but I miss YOU specifically. So I wanted to say hi. And what better way to say hi than sharing a list of the weirdest search terms that brought people to Butch Wonders in October? Here you go:
Your swollen-spleened Butterfinger-loving demon fox,