How'd You Get Here From There?
As regular readers know, I love checking out the search terms that lead people to butchwonders.com, and I sometimes find it incredibly perplexing what people search for. I love sharing some of the more off-the-wall searches that got people to Butch Wonders. Here are my favorites from July and August.
That's it for July and August, folks! Hope you get as big a kick out of these as I do!
January's Best Search Terms
Whew, January flew by and I left the house perhaps 8-9 times, max (that includes 2 doctor visits!). But I'm proud to announce that I feel much better. Public Service Announcement: Get your vaccinations, people!
Anyway, January gifted us with another month of delightful and unlikely searches that got people to Butch Wonders. Some of my favorites:
I mean, whatever. It's fine, if not exactly butch. But with a few simple edits at your local tattoo parlor, you can make a statement about your identity:
Okay, let's take another example. Suppose that in a bout of drunken and/or misdirected whimsy, you decided to get the following tattoo of a flower:
But now you've decided that the flower conflicts with your uber-butch identity. You need something tougher... what can you do??
Never fear! With a little creativity, you can butch up your tattoo in no time:
Whoa! Now your flower's the propeller of a plane! And it's shooting people! Grrrrr! War plane!
...That's it! Hope you're having a great weekend. Enjoy the Superbowl, if that's your thing; if not, enjoy having the streets to yourself tomorrow.
BTW, if you want to get one of my rad shirts (not a bad V-Day gift, if I do say so myself), you can get 30% off with the code "WELUVYOUSALE").
Search Terms Roundup
Happy 2013! I've been sicker than a proverbial canine the past few days, and I think it's the flu. For me, one of the worst things about having the flu is the caffeine withdrawal headache. With a regular cold, I can power down a cup or two of coffee even when I don't feel like it. But with the flu, NO way is anything going into my mouth besides saltines and watered-down Gatorade. Which means a massive caffeine-withdrawal headache on top of the chills and nausea. It's the only time I've thought seriously about popping caffeine pills. But I resisted, because when you don't have caffeine for a few days and then you have it again, it's like, KA-POW! (In a good way.)
Anyway, I thought I'd start the year by posting December's best search terms! There were quite a few goodies last month that somehow landed people on Butch Wonders...
That's it for today, folks. Back to my watered-down Gatorade! Much love to you for the new year!
November Search Terms!
How is it December? My November was sucked away by mono, and that's not fair. Now I'll have to party* twice as hard in December to compensate.
As is the tradition here on Butch Wonders, I'm sharing a list of the best search terms that have delivered Googlers to the BW blog in the last month:
* And by "party," I mean catch up on work.
Hi BW readers! It's been almost a week since you heard from me. I've been uncharacteristically tired and had a weird constellation of other symptoms, so I went to the doctor, and... I have mono! Mononucleosis! For the third time. I am writing this with a pillow wedged beneath my upper left side to ease the constant pain of my swollen spleen. Awesome!
Anyway, I miss you. Not all my readers--I love them all, but I miss YOU specifically. So I wanted to say hi. And what better way to say hi than sharing a list of the weirdest search terms that brought people to Butch Wonders in October? Here you go:
Your swollen-spleened Butterfinger-loving demon fox,